OUR SCHOOL WENT ON A TRIP TO TO THE ZOO TODAY AND HAD TO STOP THE BUS BECAUSE SOMEONE SNEAKED A FREAKING PENGUIN ONTO THE BUS OMG MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER WAS CRYING WHEN SHE TOLD US OMG I ACTUALLY DIED
YOU GUYS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND OUR SCHOOL IS ACTUALLY BANNED FROM AN ACTUAL ZOO BECAUSE SOMEONE DECIDED TO TRY AND STEAL AN ACTUAL REAL LIVING PENGUIN AND TAKE IT HOME
being 17 is weird because you can get hit on by 14-year-olds and 20-year-olds and it’s THE SAME AGE DIFFERENCE
It’s also weird because you can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life. You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
I used to think 17 was the awkward in-between stage of being older than 16, but not quite 18, and now I’m happy to be 17.
what the fuck is a tumblr girl
[IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS THEIR MOST POPULAR SONG]
somebody in my school literally asked someone to prom by shaving it into his horse with the harry potter font
*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing
Just a friendly reminder that when harry was in third year, he thought about letting himself get attacked by dementors just so he could hear his parents voices.
why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent
no because it’s dead
THAT HAPPENED 65 MILLION YEARS AGO
Always reblog this reference. #BecauseMythHappens
I love how half the avengers fandom is in on the mythology and the other half is just like “what”
This needs to get spread a good bit more.
#1 New York Times Bestseller John Green vs. fearless squirrel
about a year and a half ago i underwent surgery and it was supposed to be a simple 45 minute surgery but there were a lot of complications and it ended up taking 7 hours, and they said i nearly died and they were really glad i lived and. i was thinking about that because when they took me to the operation room i literally fucking told my mom the words johndave is canon as a joke and. i could have died and my legitimate last fucking words would have been johndave is canon
THAT LITTLE EYEBROW RAISE THOUGH